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How To Be An Elitist Prick

by brendan on August 1, 2019

Have you ever thought about becoming an elitist prick, but just weren’t sure how to…

Morning Rituals For The Reasonably Productive And Moderately Successful

by brendan on March 27, 2019

You may have heard or read a lot about the morning rituals of high-functioning people—CEOs,…

8 Adventure Gift Ideas Over $35,000

by brendan on November 21, 2018

Here you are again: Holiday shopping season is upon us, and you’re wondering, “How will…

Yes, Everyone On Instagram Is Having More Fun Than You

by brendan on November 1, 2018

Do you follow THOSE PEOPLE on Instagram? Their lives look so perfect! Here’s the truth…

Other Horns Of Switzerland (Besides The Matterhorn)

by brendan on September 20, 2018

I was in Zermatt last week and was fortunate to gaze upon the incredible Matterhorn,…

The Story Of The First Ascent

by brendan on July 5, 2018

You think that last pitch was tough? Do you know about the first ascent of…

For Sale: Palatial Mountain Getaway

by brendan on April 5, 2018

Location, location, location! This one-bedroom is close to nothing. Step inside the 29-square-foot ripstop nylon…

How To Sound Smart On The Trail

by brendan on July 13, 2017

Are you an expert? Well, thankfully, it’s 2017, and everyone can be one. Here are…

20 Alex Honnold Facts

by brendan on July 6, 2017

Perhaps you have read about Alex Honnold’s groundbreaking ropeless climb of El Capitan on June…

I Am A Small Human In A Large Landscape

by brendan on June 8, 2017

Yes, hello. It is I, the lone person at the far left of the Instagram…

But Did You Really Climb It?

by brendan on May 18, 2017

Near the top of the Palmer Snowfield on Mt. Hood, the two mountaineers had been…

Introducing The First Backpacking Dutch Oven

by brendan on April 20, 2017

Remember your last backpacking trip? What was missing? Come on, think about it. That’s right,…

Hey, Let’s Meet Up So I Can Tell You About Myself

by brendan on September 29, 2016

Hey, so great you could make it out tonight, it’s always a little strange setting…

Introducing Dirtbag Rewards®, The World’s First Dirtbag Loyalty Program

by brendan on September 22, 2016

Are you real busy traveling all over the place to climb rocks, ride bikes, bag…

12 Ways To Make Friends At The Campground

by brendan on July 14, 2016

It’s summer. Which means it’s camping season. Which means you’ve got a great opportunity to…

A Delicate Arch Roller Coaster And Other Fun Federal Land Transfer Ideas

by brendan on April 7, 2016

You know what we all do right after we say “normally I don’t post about…

19 More Facts About Mt. Everest

by brendan on March 31, 2016

Hey, it’s Everest season again. In case you aren’t yet properly psyched for mountain climbing…

10 More Useful John Muir Quotes For Your Instagram Captions

by brendan on March 3, 2016

We all know the classic John Muir quotes like “The mountains are calling and I…

8 Tips For Healthier Eating

by brendan on February 18, 2016

Eating right can be confusing nowadays. With all the information out there, it’s hard to…

Celebrating 5 Years Of Semi-Rad: 25 Favorite Quotes

by brendan on February 4, 2016

Five years ago this week, I started this blog, hoping a few people might read…

Wanna Hang Out With Me, And My Phone?

by brendan on January 7, 2016

Hey friend or significant other or family member or potential love interest: Would you like…

Ski Lift Line Dos and Don’ts

by brendan on December 22, 2015

Here are a few simple tips to help you make friends at the ski area…

Backpacking Is Sexy

by brendan on November 12, 2015

Hey girl. Or guy. I want you to know something about that hobby of yours…

The 12 Types Of Bike Commuters

by brendan on October 29, 2015

Everyone knows there are two kinds of people in this world, but did you know…

9 Things You Can Do To Get Ready For Ski Season Right Now

by brendan on October 1, 2015

Ski season is nearly here, kind of. Although you might not actually click into your…

Professional Gear Review: Spoon

by brendan on August 13, 2015

“Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is…

It’s Time You Tried Extreme Picnicking

by brendan on July 30, 2015

Do you do sports outside, but maybe would like to do new sports outside? Have…