Newborn Baby Language Translator
byI started this several weeks ago, but you know, AAAAAAA —Brendan
charts and illustrations
Freedom
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Do You Want To Watch A Movie?
by(I made this chart as a joke, and then I thought maybe other people only want to watch three movies, ever, so I made…
How Are You?
byI’m good, how are you
Spring: A Pie Chart
byexact proportions may vary based on your geographic location —Brendan
Switching My Brain On Vs. Switching My Brain Off
byMe: well, Brain, it’s getting pretty late Brain: here is a list of things we need to discuss tonight
There’s No Way I Could Have Seen This Totally Predictable Injury Coming
by“I don’t know if it’s luck or just taking it kind of easy, but I’ve been able to run a bunch of ultramarathons without…
My Dog: Wolf vs. Stuffed Animal
byRowlf: would you believe I share 98.8 percent of DNA with wolves? Me: no offense buddy but no I would not
Live Fast, Die Young,
byas the saying goes —Brendan
The Birth Of An Idea
byThings like this are able to exist because of my Patreon supporters, who are universally wonderful human beings. If you’re a wonderful human being…
There Are Two Ways We Can Do This Thing
bypresented without judgment
Breakfast Cereal Shapes Inspired By Letters Of The English Alphabet
byRIP Alpha Bits, 1957-2021
The Creative Process, Vol. 487
by“What do you do for work?” “I’m a writer.” “Would I have read anything you’ve written?” “No.”
Did You Save Room For Dessert?
by(I am not a registered dietitian)
How I Look Running By Myself Vs. When I Appear In Race Photos
byThanks for reading. Before you go: If you enjoyed this piece, please consider supporting my work via Patreon, which enables me to keep…
I Recommend Wikipedia
byHave you ever pulled your phone out of your pocket to do something useful, like check the weather forecast or Google the business hours…
Perceived Size Of Rock In Shoe Vs. Actual Size Of Rock In Shoe
byThis is not a metaphor for anything; just something that happened to me last week. Or maybe it is a metaphor, I guess (More…
Surely That’s The Summit Just Ahead, Right?
by—Brendan
The Last Doughnut In The Office
byanybody want the other half of these last few nanoparticles or should I just, yeah, OK (More stuff like this on my Instagram and in my…
My Hardware Store’s Rewards Program
bywho’s a loyal customer/who’s a good boy (More stuff like this on my Instagram and in my email newsletter, which you can sign up for here)
The Snowball Effect Of Procrastination
byIf you JUST decided that you MUST have this in a printed format to IMMEDIATELY gift it to someone SPECIAL to hang above…
Watching Movie Trailers
byhope this helps someone feel seen, unlike many movies I considered last Saturday evening (More stuff like this on my Instagram and in my email…
What Happens When I Take Off My Shirt While Running On A Hot Day
byRIP gnats (More stuff like this on my Instagram and in my email newsletter, which you can sign up for here)
Bread Varieties At My House
bywe own toast tongs (More stuff like this on my Instagram)