Frozen Pizza Is The Hero We Need During These Times

semi-rad chart of lowering culinary expectations during COVID-19

drawing of title box: Frozen Pizza Is The Hero We Need During These Times handwritten list of actual heroes: doctors, nurses, grocery store employees, etc handwritten text about a resurgence in consumption of frozen pizza venn diagram of foods that are relatively inexpensive, calorie dense, easy to prepare, and fill an emotional hole

 

illustration of frozen pizzas with handwritten text about my history of eating them photo of man holding protest sign that says "why should we discriminate? it's all pizza" illustration of Jack's frozen pizza and text about my friend Jayson's preference for Jack's

 

illustration of how to make a pizza quesadilla out of two frozen pizzas handwritten text about how two things changed my mind about eating pizza outdoors DVD cover of 'Ultramarathon Man' with a hand-drawn pizza box photoshopped into Dean Karnazes's hands photo of guide Chris Werner eating lunch on a Mt. Whitney climb zoomed-in photo of guide Chris Werner eating lunch on a Mt. Whitney climb photo zoomed all the way in on Chris Werner's pizza slice photo and text about my strategy for eating pizza during ultramarathons

 

handwritten list of my preferences for ideal pizza-eating situations chart showing lowering of culinary expecations from February 2020 to April 2020 handwritten text about managing our emotions using red sauce, melted cheese, and crust

 

bar graph titled 'How Pizza Is It? According To My Friend Syd Jones'

 

—Brendan

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