Jokes, Brought To You By El Capitan

El Capitan is famous for being the largest granite monolith in the world, which men and women have flung themselves at for 70 years in the name of human acheivement.

But did you know that El Cap is also one funny son of a bitch? That’s right. You probably weren’t aware that everyone’s favorite 3,000-foot-tall granite slab could be quite the life of the party, but it’s true. Here are a few of El Capitan’s favorite jokes:

el cap ham sandwich


el cap switzerland


el cap chuck norris


el cap jesus walks into a bar


el cap vulture


el cap hydrogen atoms


el cap does your face hurt


el cap scarecrow


el cap drivin me nuts



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