El Capitan is famous for being the largest granite monolith in the world, which men and women have flung themselves at for 70 years in the name of human acheivement.
But did you know that El Cap is also one funny son of a bitch? That’s right. You probably weren’t aware that everyone’s favorite 3,000-foot-tall granite slab could be quite the life of the party, but it’s true. Here are a few of El Capitan’s favorite jokes: