El Capitan is famous for being the largest granite monolith in the world, which men and women have flung themselves at for 70 years in the name of human acheivement.
But did you know that El Cap is also one funny son of a bitch? That’s right. You probably weren’t aware that everyone’s favorite 3,000-foot-tall granite slab could be quite the life of the party, but it’s true. Here are a few of El Capitan’s favorite jokes:
-Brendan
That last pirate joke is one of my favorites. Ol Cap, a funny bloke for sure!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, yes.
love it, random non-sense, but the post could use more bears
How about this Jason:
A bear walks into a bar and when the bartender asks what he wants, the bear places his large front legs on the bar and says nothing.
The bartender says, “Hey buddy, why the long paws?”.
bada-ching!
Slow writing month, huh Brendan? Actually, those aren’t bad or maybe I’m just too damned easy to entertain. My fave? The vulture joke.