Jokes, Brought To You By El Capitan

El Capitan is famous for being the largest granite monolith in the world, which men and women have flung themselves at for 70 years in the name of human acheivement.

But did you know that El Cap is also one funny son of a bitch? That’s right. You probably weren’t aware that everyone’s favorite 3,000-foot-tall granite slab could be quite the life of the party, but it’s true. Here are a few of El Capitan’s favorite jokes:

el cap ham sandwich

 

el cap switzerland

 

el cap chuck norris

 

el cap jesus walks into a bar

 

el cap vulture

 

el cap hydrogen atoms

 

el cap does your face hurt

 

el cap scarecrow

 

el cap drivin me nuts

 

-Brendan

  1. How about this Jason:
    A bear walks into a bar and when the bartender asks what he wants, the bear places his large front legs on the bar and says nothing.

    The bartender says, “Hey buddy, why the long paws?”.

    bada-ching!

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