Some Adventure Thank You Cards

There are a number of ways to express gratitude to your friends: buying them a beer, naming your first child after them, Venmoing them 51 percent of the restaurant bill instead of just 50 percent, or buying them a yacht. Sometimes, though, when you want to actually say “thank you,” a card is nice. Here are a few*.

(*these don’t exist … yet)

"Thanks For Pulling Me Out Of That Crevasse" Thank You Card Semi-Rad "Thanks For Never Farting In The Tent Ever" Thank You Card Semi-Rad "Thanks For Digging Me Out Of That Avalanche" Thank You Card Semi-Rad "Thanks For The Belay During Which I Did Not Hit The Ground" Thank You Card Semi-Rad "Thanks For Not Leaving Me For Dead That One Time" Thank You Card Semi-Rad "Thanks For Carrying The Heavy Bits" Thank You Card Semi-Rad "Thanks for Doing Groover Duty" Thank You Card Semi-Rad "Thanks For Not Giving Me Norovirus" Card Semi-Rad—Brendan

More goofy stuff like this in my new book, Bears Don’t Care About Your Problems, out now.

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