There are a number of ways to express gratitude to your friends: buying them a beer, naming your first child after them, Venmoing them 51 percent of the restaurant bill instead of just 50 percent, or buying them a yacht. Sometimes, though, when you want to actually say “thank you,” a card is nice. Here are a few*.
(*these don’t exist … yet)
—Brendan
More goofy stuff like this in my new book, Bears Don’t Care About Your Problems, out now.
