I can’t watch any of my dude friends take a piss without wondering what they’re going to be touching over the rest of the day. Ew. How come you guys don’t just use a wipe or some hand sanitizer after?
A little bottle of hand sanitizer is a great non-verbal signal of safety for all. Other than that, EWWWW!
If your intent is to ensure you maintain maximum control over your own stash of trail mix simply modify steps #4 and #5 to the following:
STEP 4: “MY balls* are now in MY trail mix”
STEP 5: “If YOU want more trail mix, YOU now have to eat MY balls* with it”
Is that the Dankness in those photos?!!
Yes it is, my friend.
Yes. I heartily second this post.
I can’t watch any of my dude friends take a piss without wondering what they’re going to be touching over the rest of the day. Ew. How come you guys don’t just use a wipe or some hand sanitizer after?
A little bottle of hand sanitizer is a great non-verbal signal of safety for all. Other than that, EWWWW!
If your intent is to ensure you maintain maximum control over your own stash of trail mix simply modify steps #4 and #5 to the following:
STEP 4: “MY balls* are now in MY trail mix”
STEP 5: “If YOU want more trail mix, YOU now have to eat MY balls* with it”
Awesome.