Please Don’t Stick Your Hand Into My Bag Of Trail Mix

Here’s a little tip to curb the spread of disease, illness and other microbial things when you’re in the backcountry with friends:

-Brendan

  1. Yes. I heartily second this post.

    I can’t watch any of my dude friends take a piss without wondering what they’re going to be touching over the rest of the day. Ew. How come you guys don’t just use a wipe or some hand sanitizer after?

  2. A little bottle of hand sanitizer is a great non-verbal signal of safety for all. Other than that, EWWWW!

  3. If your intent is to ensure you maintain maximum control over your own stash of trail mix simply modify steps #4 and #5 to the following:

    STEP 4: “MY balls* are now in MY trail mix”
    STEP 5: “If YOU want more trail mix, YOU now have to eat MY balls* with it”

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