If you, or someone who is on your holiday shopping list, likes to listen to audiobooks and also likes to be left alone while doing so, please allow me to share this: A paperback book you can hold in your hands that announces that yes, you are reading an audiobook. It comes in a PG-rated version and an R-rated version, and each book has 250 grid-lined pages in case you also want to use it as a notebook.

[PG-rated version] I’m Reading An Audiobook:

[R-rated version] F— Off, I’m Reading An Audiobook: