Here’s The Thing About Women:
byHere’s the thing about women: It is possible for a woman to be stronger than you. It is possible for a woman to be…
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Dear Phone, I Love You
byDear Phone: I love you. I mean, not in that Joaquin Phoenix-falling-in-love-with-his-operating-system way. But maybe in the I’d-probably-hug-you-if-I-hadn’t-seen-you-in-a-few-weeks-and-we-finally-got-together-for-coffee kind of way. I mean, I…
Hate Crowds? You Are Crowds.
byLast Monday, my mom and I stood behind a fence at Arches National Park and took a couple photos of Landscape Arch, the longest…
The Best Pizza Slice In America
byThe Q train clicks and groans across the Manhattan Bridge, half-full of passengers on their way to Brooklyn on a Saturday afternoon, everyone’s eyes…
Get Your Autumn On!
byThat’s right, it’s fall, aka autumn, aka your favorite season, that fleeting changing of colors, temperatures, clothing layers, and footwear for northern hemisphere humanoids….
Remembering Kyle Dempster: Alpinist, Barista, Superhero, Regular Guy
byI was sitting at the counter of Higher Ground in Salt Lake City back in 2012, tapping away on my laptop, and I overheard…
Out Of Office AutoReply: I’m In Nature
byThanks for your email. I took the morning/afternoon/day off to ride my bike, or go rock climbing, or go for a jog in the…
On ‘Fear Disguised As Practicality’
byOn all the stops on my book tour this year, I show a slide that’s a list of reasons people don’t do things: bad…
The Subtle Art Of Picking Up The Check
byI sat at the counter of a Mexican restaurant in Pinedale, Wyoming, a couple Saturdays ago, and watched two guys in their 40s approach…
Joe Calls It A Day
byMy dad, Joe, retires today, after 41 years of work at one company and about two years of worrying if he’d have enough money…
Scenes From A Book Tour
byI’m about halfway through my talk in the community room at the REI store when I see the two guys sitting with their eyes…
5 Steps To Ordering A Perfect Coffee—Every Time
by1. Go into a coffee shop. Approach the counter, greet the barista and clearly and concisely state your order. Say please and thank you….
Thanks For The Words, Phife
byI could never get into Shakespeare when I was in high school, or classical poetry. The reading seemed too arcane, or I wasn’t trying…
The Search For The Perfect Turn
byPretty much everybody has a singular moment marking each realization that they’re not getting any younger: You find a few grey hairs one day…
Celebrating 5 Years Of Semi-Rad: 25 Favorite Quotes
byFive years ago this week, I started this blog, hoping a few people might read it and get something out of it: a laugh,…
Love What You Do, Even If You Don’t ‘Do What You Love’
byI was sitting at a coffee shop with my girlfriend last Sunday when she saw a sign hanging on the wall over my shoulder:…
The Top 10 Semi-Rad Posts From 2015
byWell, I’ll be damned if it isn’t almost the end of another year of what I call “my mom’s favorite website” here at Semi-Rad.com….
Tradition: It’s A Tradition
bySometime after dinner on December 24th, my father and I will sit down in front of a television and watch Detective John McClane get…
The Year Of Helping Every Time
byFor no real reason in October 2014, I made a rule for myself: I would not give homeless people a dollar when they asked…
How Gratitude Makes You Happier
byMy girlfriend is generally better than I am at being in the moment and expressing gratitude for all the little things in life. Except…
Why I Don’t Write Negative Posts On This Blog
byDuring his podcast interview with filmmaker Casey Neistat last week, Tim Ferriss said: “I was talking to Po Bronson, a writer I admire, and…
The Point Of Doing Pointless Things With Your Friends
byMy friend Nick and I meet every week, or every few weeks, at a different diner in Denver, lock our bicycles to a street…
Growing Up, And Older, With Hip Hop
byA few months ago, a headline claiming “The New Dad-Rock Is ’90s Rap” filtered through my newsfeed. I didn’t click on it at the…
The Shrinking Of An Adventure
byI padded down the talus in the moonlight, my headlamp switched off, in front of my girlfriend. I was just happy to be moving…
The Least Amazing Miracle
byYou are waiting in line to check your bag, and then you’re waiting in line to go through the TSA checkpoint. Twenty people in…
What Is It We Love About Someone Quitting Their Job?
byMy friend Chris had a perfectly good, secure, well-paying job as a chemist up until a few weeks ago, when he quit. When he…
Why Are You Not Using All Your Vacation Days?
byHi, yes, you. Did you run out of vacation days last year? No? What’s wrong? As Americans, we’re doing a piss-poor job of vacationing….