This Is Not Why These Things Were Invented, But

Standing in our garage the other day, holding onto our 10-foot ladder, I thought: This thing is huge. How did I get it home from the store when I bought it? Oh yeah, I know. I’m 99% sure I flopped it onto the rooftop rack on our Subaru Forester, wrapped a couple of NRS straps around the rack and the ladder, cinched them down, and semi-confidently drove the three miles home on surface streets. I know this because this is how I move most large things more than a few blocks. I use these things for everything, except their intended purpose, which is rigging gear on whitewater rafts. I don’t own a boat, but I own 14 NRS straps. NRS straps never end up on anyone's "Gear of the Year" lists, because they are not new or newly innovative—they've been around since 1978. They do one thing, well. They are not a new, fancy cordless drill/driver with lots of features. They are a hammer. I get this. I have used them for: [photos of NRS straps used for bike touring, hanging gutters, hanging sheets of OSB, building furniture, transporting a door in a hatchback SUV, in a baby stroller/bike trailer] If I broke my femur in the backcountry and you said, "Everything's going to be OK—I'll build a splint using NRS straps," I would believe you. Obviously there are things NRS straps cannot do: -Support more than 1,500 pounds -be used to connect a camping trailer to a motor vehicle -decide what you should eat for dinner -teach your dog to read -fend off a shark attack (probably) -Prepare a veggie lasagna from scratch -or even warm up a can of Chef Boyardee spaghetti But unrealistic expectations aside, they’re a plus for humanity. May we all strive to be as reliable, and occasionally as useful, as an NRS strap. OK, maybe that last line was a little over the top. Anyway, if you like things that can enable you to attach things to other things, give 'em a try sometime.