Desirability Of Two Situations, According To My Dad

semi-rad chart being pissed off vs being pissed on


when I was young and I would tell my dad I was angry about something, he would say, “well, son, it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.” Not sure if he was quoting someone else (maybe Shakespeare?)

(also, no offense to anyone who likes to be peed on—just illustrating an old quote from my dad here)

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