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wind you jerk

Wind, You Jerk

My friend Jayson and I were out trail running on Saturday, for long stretches exposed to a 50 mph wind.…

I hate running

I Hate Running

I hate running, three to four times a week if I have time. I hated it yesterday for a little…

Dear Phone, I Love You

Dear Phone: I love you. I mean, not in that Joaquin Phoenix-falling-in-love-with-his-operating-system way. But maybe in the I’d-probably-hug-you-if-I-hadn’t-seen-you-in-a-few-weeks-and-we-finally-got-together-for-coffee kind of…

Get Your Autumn On!

That’s right, it’s fall, aka autumn, aka your favorite season, that fleeting changing of colors, temperatures, clothing layers, and footwear…

Dear Foam Roller:

Dear Foam Roller: I think— Oh, you thought I was just going to say “fuck you,” didn’t you? Well, hold…

19 More Facts About Mt. Everest

Hey, it’s Everest season again. In case you aren’t yet properly psyched for mountain climbing coverage, here are some more…

8 Tips For Healthier Eating

Eating right can be confusing nowadays. With all the information out there, it’s hard to know if you should be…

Backpacking Is Sexy

Hey girl. Or guy. I want you to know something about that hobby of yours that you partake in two…

Anatomy Of A Sandbag

We all have that friend who may need a little encouraging to do something they’re a little apprehensive about. Or…

Are You A Free Solo Eater?

Most of us have caught ourselves at one time or another: alone, maybe standing over the kitchen sink, maybe while…

Dear Winter:

Dear Winter: Hey man. How’s it going? A few of us were just talking about you. And by “just,” I…