This would be so calming if it didn’t look so cold:
An essay on why Die Hard is the perfect action movie (and, I would humbly add, the best holiday movie of all time).
“That’s right. The ketchup here at the Stetson is made in-house with freshly diced tomatoes, a pinch of sugar, a touch of paprika, and it’s disgusting. It truly is gross. Nobody likes it, and all the customers secretly wish we just served Heinz ketchup instead.”
Yes, there is a Trainspotting 2 coming in January, directed by Danny Boyle, and starring the original cast.
“It was a common belief then that drinking beer made you fat. People weren’t jogging, and everybody believed beer drinkers got a big, fat beer belly. Period. I couldn’t do anything about the taste of beer, but I could do something about the calories.”
—the biochemist who invented light beer
“The tragedy of the leaf blower is that it makes assholes of us all, users and neighbors alike.”