OutsideIsFred
Why: You enjoy pure poetry written in all caps, often about bicycles.
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Hall of Meat
Why: You enjoy cringe-laughing at short videos of skateboard crashes (curated by Thrasher Magazine). You have a strong stomach.
This is light on the Meat but heavy on the Jedi Ninja Knight shit. Vid from @jan_my_man
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Why: You recognize the ridiculousness of the contest to find the most Instagram-worthy campsites on the planet, especially when the campsites are completely non-functional.
Emergency exits only. #youdidnotsleepthere • photo @travisburkephotography
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KookSlams
Why: You like cringe-laughing, but don’t have the stomach for graphic skateboard crashes. But surfing wipeouts are just as satisfying, without the mangled limbs at the end.
The realest weekend vibes. #howstheribs #kneeskim4lyfe #comininhottttt #hegone ?: @surfnbike
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Why: You believe you need more gapers in your life.
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-Brendan
Forrest
Haha, now I know why these guys show up in my ‘search’ feed (or whatever that browse thing is…). I always appreciate these posts, so thanks Brendan!
Chantae
KookSlams (and Kook of the Day) have always been a fave but I’m thinking I’ll have to add “youdidnotsleepthere” to my list!
BRB procrastinating on instagram for the next few hours.
HOSS
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