7 Comments

  1. Alan
    February 23, 2012

    Is that the Dankness in those photos?!!

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    • brendan
      February 23, 2012

      Yes it is, my friend.

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  2. February 23, 2012

    Yes. I heartily second this post.

    I can’t watch any of my dude friends take a piss without wondering what they’re going to be touching over the rest of the day. Ew. How come you guys don’t just use a wipe or some hand sanitizer after?

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  3. PBS
    February 23, 2012

    A little bottle of hand sanitizer is a great non-verbal signal of safety for all. Other than that, EWWWW!

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  4. Vinny
    February 28, 2012

    If your intent is to ensure you maintain maximum control over your own stash of trail mix simply modify steps #4 and #5 to the following:

    STEP 4: “MY balls* are now in MY trail mix”
    STEP 5: “If YOU want more trail mix, YOU now have to eat MY balls* with it”

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    • brendan
      February 28, 2012

      Awesome.

      Reply

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