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  1. Yes. I heartily second this post.

    I can’t watch any of my dude friends take a piss without wondering what they’re going to be touching over the rest of the day. Ew. How come you guys don’t just use a wipe or some hand sanitizer after?

  2. If your intent is to ensure you maintain maximum control over your own stash of trail mix simply modify steps #4 and #5 to the following:

    STEP 4: “MY balls* are now in MY trail mix”
    STEP 5: “If YOU want more trail mix, YOU now have to eat MY balls* with it”

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